Every Frickin' Joke

And yet another Bingo!

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 01 December 2015; Hits: 3245

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo

Be Careful Where You Dump Your Load

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 30 November 2015; Hits: 3493

Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.

Just Normal Porn Star Behavior

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 29 November 2015; Hits: 3107

How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station?

Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.

Now That's Cheap

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 28 November 2015; Hits: 2771

What is the cheapest meat?

Deer balls, they're under a buck.

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What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A tran-sister.

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What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Top 10 Reasons Thanksgiving Dinner Is Better Than Sex

10. You're sure to get at least one of your favorite dishes.

9. The turkey never suffers from modesty.

8. You can nibble before dinner even if mom sees you.

7. You are expected to pass the dishes around.

6. There are always at least two kinds of desert, with or without whipped cream.

5. They give you the day off WITH pay to have dinner.

4. Thanksgiving dinner is a "sure" thing.

3. Seconds are encouraged. Take home, too!!

2. You're expected to fall asleep after dinner.

And the number 1 reason why Thanksgiving dinner is better than sex:

1. You are EXPECTED to watch football BEFORE and AFTER dinner.