Every Frickin' Joke

And yet another Bingo!

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 01 December 2015; Hits: 3192

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo

Be Careful Where You Dump Your Load

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 30 November 2015; Hits: 3393

Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.

Just Normal Porn Star Behavior

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 29 November 2015; Hits: 3060

How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station?

Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.

Now That's Cheap

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 28 November 2015; Hits: 2726

What is the cheapest meat?

Deer balls, they're under a buck.

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Three Gals Having a Few Drinks

Three gals were sitting at a bar throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. The first woman said: "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."

The second woman giggled and confessed: "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."

The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friends said: "Say, what do you call your husband?" She frowned and said: "The postman." "Why the postman?" her friends asked.

"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."

Next It'll Say: Out Of Business

When we first started dating I wanted to show my girfriend I was serious. So I changed my Facebook status to "in a relationship."

When I told her she said: "It should've been changd to 'under new management!'"

And that's when the fight started...

Wardrobe Selection

Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"

"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"