Every Frickin' Joke

And yet another Bingo!

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 01 December 2015; Hits: 2686

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo

Be Careful Where You Dump Your Load

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 30 November 2015; Hits: 2764

Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.

Just Normal Porn Star Behavior

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 29 November 2015; Hits: 2564

How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station?

Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.

Now That's Cheap

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 28 November 2015; Hits: 2216

What is the cheapest meat?

Deer balls, they're under a buck.

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