What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's First Movement.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
What is more messed up than fingering your sister?
Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.
It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.
I have enough restraining orders already.
