What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's First Movement.
Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.
Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.
What do you do in case of fallout?
Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
