What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A tran-sister.
What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?
Snowballs.
What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?
A gang bang.
Researchers have determined that 99% of all men jerk off in the shower and the other 1% sing.
Do you know what they sing?
I didn't think you did.
