What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A tran-sister.
"Was your car ride with Grandma fun?"
"No Grampa. We didn't see any assholes, dumb bastards or shitheads."
What's the difference between sin and shame?
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Why are crows so damn noisy when they fuck?
Caws!
