What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A tran-sister.
Old guy calls a plumber. "There's a leak over my kitchen table."
The plumber asks him "When did you first notice it?"
"After it took me two hours to finish my soup last night."
What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?
A widower.
What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
Wow! We do taste just like chicken!
