What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A tran-sister.
Studies have been done to determine what pleases a woman. Turns out it takes only 3.4 inches to please a woman.
Doesn't matter if its Visa or MasterCard
You ever been by a place and thought "Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid." I get that feeling all the time - I live near a prison.
How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?
You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.
