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Don't Forget To Flush!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 09 December 2015
Hits: 2723

What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?

The captain's log.

Giddy up!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 08 December 2015
Hits: 4325

What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?

Cowboy hats are for assholes.

In the Spirit of the Season

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 07 December 2015
Hits: 2739

Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?

It's for the Christmas period.

Not Necessarily From The Bronx

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 06 December 2015
Hits: 2520

What's the definition of a Yankee?

Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.

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Can You Tell The Difference?

Susie is 16. She comes home at 2 in the morning, with her mom waiting up mad as hell.

She says "Mom, I was with Johnny, I love him." Her mother says, "It's not love, it's infatuation."

Susie says, "But I blew him and then he fucked me in the ass."

Her mother says, "That's infatuation. When he fucks you in the ass and then you blow him... that's love."

A Night On The Town

After a night of drinking, drugs and wild sex, I woke up to find myself next to a really ugly woman.  

That's when I realized I made it home safely.

No Need To Call A Repairman

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

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