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Don't Forget To Flush!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 09 December 2015
Hits: 2314

What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?

The captain's log.

Giddy up!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 08 December 2015
Hits: 3900

What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?

Cowboy hats are for assholes.

In the Spirit of the Season

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 07 December 2015
Hits: 2272

Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?

It's for the Christmas period.

Not Necessarily From The Bronx

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 06 December 2015
Hits: 2076

What's the definition of a Yankee?

Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.

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Quick Thinking

Little Johnny's dad was sitting on the edge of the bed rolling on a condom about to give some to the old lady. Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says, "Whatcha doin' Daddy?" Johnny's dad stoops over to cover up his dick and starts looking around at the floor. "Oh, I'm just looking for this big rat I saw." he tells the kid.

Little Johnny asks, "Whatcha gonna do, fuck it?"

What Are You Worried About?

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

Reality Check

A drunk wakes up in a cemetery in a freshly-dug grave. He thinks: If I'm alive, why's there a tombstone? If I'm dead, why do I have to piss?

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