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Don't Forget To Flush!

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 09 December 2015; Hits: 2824

What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?

The captain's log.

Giddy up!

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 08 December 2015; Hits: 4446

What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?

Cowboy hats are for assholes.

In the Spirit of the Season

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 07 December 2015; Hits: 2864

Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?

It's for the Christmas period.

Not Necessarily From The Bronx

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 06 December 2015; Hits: 2650

What's the definition of a Yankee?

Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.

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Most Men Talk A Lot Of Sh*t!

Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

It helps them remember which end to wipe...

She's Smoking!

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Two Professionals Discussing Technique

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a Range Rover when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in the shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his Mercedes when the mechanic shouted across the garage: "Hey doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the Range Rover. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked: "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the mechanic: "Try doing it with the engine running."