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Don't Forget To Flush!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 09 December 2015
Hits: 2518

What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?

The captain's log.

Giddy up!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 08 December 2015
Hits: 4106

What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?

Cowboy hats are for assholes.

In the Spirit of the Season

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 07 December 2015
Hits: 2500

Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?

It's for the Christmas period.

Not Necessarily From The Bronx

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 06 December 2015
Hits: 2294

What's the definition of a Yankee?

Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.

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Creation Of Man

Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

Going Postal

My apartment is full of Valentine's cards.

I'm not some kind of stud.

I'm a lazy bastard postman.

Read Him His Rights

A female officer arrests a drunk. As she puts the cuffs on him she warns: "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you..."

Before she can finish the drunk shouts out: "Boobs"

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