In the Spirit of the Season

Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?

It's for the Christmas period.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What's the best thing about duct tape?

It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look way better at night than any jar of cold cream.

And that's when the fight started...