In the Spirit of the Season

Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?

It's for the Christmas period.

How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?

Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"

What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

"Honey, I'm home."

Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?

So she won't shit on the street during the parade.