In the Spirit of the Season

Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?

It's for the Christmas period.

Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.

Keeps them from rolling out of bed.

A woman was in bed screwing her husband's best friend when the phone rang

After hanging up, she says, "That was Harry, but don't worry, he won't be home for a while. He's playing cards with you."

What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?

When it's his turn.