Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?
It's for the Christmas period.
The receptionist calls the doctor into the waiting room in a panic: "Doctor, the patient you just treated died on his way out the door. What should I do?"
The doctor says, "Turn him around so it looks like he died on the way in."
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick. Booyaa!
What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!