In the Spirit of the Season

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Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?

It's for the Christmas period.

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Like Father, Like Son

If my son farts or has his hands down his pants, my wife smiles and says, “Like father, like son!”

Yesterday we caught him screwing the neighbor, but for some reason it wasn’t so funny when I said it.

The Doctor Will See You Now

The receptionist calls the doctor into the waiting room in a panic: "Doctor, the patient you just treated died on his way out the door. What should I do?"

The doctor says, "Turn him around so it looks like he died on the way in."

Best Friends Forever

Difference between a friend & a real friend?

A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.