What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use some lubricant.
What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can smell it, but they can't eat it.
Know when a man is well hung?
When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.
My wife and I were talking about the differences between little boys and little girls. I asked her: "Why don't little girls fart like little boys do?"
She answered: "Because they don't get assholes until they're married."
And that's when the fight started...
