What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use some lubricant.
So tell me... if a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... can a hooker get layed off? Just askin'!
How are fat chicks like a moped?
They may be fun to ride if you got nothin' better, but you wouldn't want your friends to find out.
Where does a one-legged waitress work?
IHOP
What's her name?
Ilene
