What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use some lubricant.
2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.
What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After two years, the job still sucks.
My wife wanted to be a little playful, so she whispered: "Say dirty things to me!"
So I said: "Bathroom, kitchen, living room..."
And that's when the fight started...
