What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use some lubricant.
A guy was fishing when he caught a magical crocodile. The crocodile spoke: "I am a magical crocodile. If you let me go I will grant you any wish you desire."
The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground."
So the crocodile bit his legs off.
What is the difference between a New York City taxi and an elephant?
The elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.
A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!
