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Going Downtown

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 17 December 2015; Hits: 2937

When do you know you've been married too long?

The only reason you go down on it is because it doesn't talk back.

Bachelor Lifestyle

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 16 December 2015; Hits: 2873

What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?

Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.

Whore Or A Bitch?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 15 December 2015; Hits: 3061

The difference between a whore & a bitch?

A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.

Those Red Heads

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 14 December 2015; Hits: 3167

Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?

A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

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On The Parade Route

Two women are stuck on one side of the boulevard as a parade passes through... complete with floats, a marching band, and hot air balloons.

One gal asks the other: "What's this all about?" Her friend tells her: "It's the gay pride parade."

The first gal replies: "Yeah. Well I suck dick and take it up the ass. Where's my fuckin' parade?"

Too Old For That

A ninety-year-old guy is walking by a lake when he hears, "Hi, there." He looks down, and it's a bullfrog.
He picks it up, and the frog says, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
The old guy unzips his bag, puts in the frog, and starts to zip it back up. The frog says, "What are you doing?"
The old guy says, "At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."

Knew It Wouldn't Work

My wife suggested we go to a marriage counselor to work on our relationship. I said sure. We get there and the therapist asks me to tell how I felt.

I said: "I knew right from the beginning our marriage wouldn't work. I'm an Aquarius and she's a cunt."

And that's when the fight started...