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Going Downtown

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 17 December 2015
Hits: 2989

When do you know you've been married too long?

The only reason you go down on it is because it doesn't talk back.

Bachelor Lifestyle

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 16 December 2015
Hits: 2932

What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?

Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.

Whore Or A Bitch?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 15 December 2015
Hits: 3140

The difference between a whore & a bitch?

A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.

Those Red Heads

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 December 2015
Hits: 3224

Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?

A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

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What happened to the depressed dyslexic?

He threw himself behind the bus.

But, It's Just So Small!

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breath through something that small?"

Not Necessarily From The Bronx

What's the definition of a Yankee?

Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.

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