Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
It helps them remember which end to wipe...
My wife came out of the shower, winked at me and said, "I shaved my pussy! You know what that means?"
I said, "Yeah the fucking drain is clogged again."
And that's when the fight started...
Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.
It's called St. Valentine's Day because "St. Blowjob for Jewelry Day" just didn't have the same ring to it.