Most Men Talk A Lot Of Sh*t!

Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

It helps them remember which end to wipe...

How can you tell when your girlfriend's getting really fat?

You start asking your wife for sex.

Cop: "Are you a natural blonde?" Blonde: "Yeah."

Tosses his ticket book, starts pulling down his zipper

Blonde: "Oh, no, not another Breathalyzer test."

Can't wait to go to the convention for women with no legs. I heard the place was crawling with pussy!