What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
Cowboy hats are for assholes.
My wife and I love to work out. This morning at the gym we had a discussion. She asked me: "What do you think is the most active muscle in a woman?"
I told her: "My dick."
And that's when the fight started...
Why does the bar association forbid lawyers & clients from having sex?
To prevent them from billing twice for essentially the same service.
A female officer arrests a drunk. As she puts the cuffs on him she warns: "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you..."
Before she can finish the drunk shouts out: "Boobs"
