What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
Cowboy hats are for assholes.
What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
My wife and I had our usual back and forth at breakfast when I finally said: "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice."
And that's when the fight started...
Why does the bar association forbid lawyers & clients from having sex?
To prevent them from billing twice for essentially the same service.
