What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
Cowboy hats are for assholes.
The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
Another lawyer.
Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?
Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.
