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What Are You Worried About?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 29 December 2015; Hits: 2560

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

Some things last forever ... and some don't!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 28 December 2015; Hits: 2398

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Love doesn't last forever.

Do You Swallow?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 27 December 2015; Hits: 2888

Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?

Monica swallowed them.

Make Sure It's Tight

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 26 December 2015; Hits: 2651

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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Easy To Get Lost

A drunk's walking along and smacks right into a tree. He backs up a few steps and then walks into the tree again. And then he does it again!

Finally he mumbles to himself, "This is great. I was supposed to be home hours ago, and here I am, lost in the fuckin' forest."

Celebrity Divorce Trial

Tragically Mickey and Minnie Mouse found themselves in divorce court.

The judge asked Mickey: "Mr. Mouse, are you telling this court that you wish to divorce your wife simply because you think she's crazy?"

Mickey replied: "I never said she was crazy... I said she was fuckin' Goofy!"

No Aid Available To Fix This

My wife is constantly complaining that I don't listen to her...

...or something like that.