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What Are You Worried About?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 29 December 2015; Hits: 2915

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

Some things last forever ... and some don't!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 28 December 2015; Hits: 2708

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Love doesn't last forever.

Do You Swallow?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 27 December 2015; Hits: 3197

Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?

Monica swallowed them.

Make Sure It's Tight

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 26 December 2015; Hits: 3009

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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Put Your Foot On The Brake

Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?

He said he could stop anytime.

A Little Bit Of Alcohol Always Does The Trick

How are nail polish and panties the same?

They both come off with a little alcohol.

Pray For Me

Willie goes to a revival meeting for some much needed prayer. The preacher says, "Whoever needs to be healed-UH... come for-ward-UH... come to the al-tar-UH... ask for the heal-ing-UH..." Willie gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher says, "All right my son, what do you need me to pray for?" Willie says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."

The preacher puts one hand over Willie's ear, puts the other hand on top of Willie's head, and prays and prays and prays. After a few minutes, the preacher takes his hands away, stands back, and says, "Son, how is your hearing now?"

Willie says, "I don't know preacher. My hearing ain't 'til next Wednesday."