What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.
Three words to ruin a man's ego...
"Is it in?"
(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)
What do a grizzly bear and a limp dick have in common?
Don't fuck with them.
Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?
More leg room.
