What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.
My wife was at the sink grousing about the dishes again. She asked me: "How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?"
I told her: "Both of them."
And that's when the fight started...
Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?
Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.
1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.
