Every Frickin' Joke
I'm Going To Disneyland!
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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A guy wanted to have sex with his wife. So he gave her a wink and popped a Viagra.
His wife looked at him and said: "You know why Viagra is just like Disneyland? They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride!"
And that's when the fight started...
Big Ben
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
Peeing In The Shower Saves Water
- Category: Dick Jokes
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My girlfriend's a real clean freak. She says it's disgusting to piss in the bathtub.
Next time maybe I should wait until she gets out.
Just Beat It
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 2452
What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
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