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Gay Sperm ... ummm .. ewwww

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 13 December 2015; Hits: 3156

What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?

I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!

Not Quite Like Yeezys

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 12 December 2015; Hits: 4125

Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?

They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

They Never Grow Up...

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 11 December 2015; Hits: 2373

Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?

When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.

Creation Of Man

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 10 December 2015; Hits: 3510

Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

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What's the definition of trust?

Two gay cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

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My son gets behind the wheel of the car to take his first driving lesson. As mom gets in the passenger side he rolls down the window and asks: "Does this car have passenger side air bags?"

I said, "It does now."

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That Discussion With Your Kid

Two guys were talkin' at the bar. The first one told his buddy: "My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, 'Is that the best you can do?'"