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Gay Sperm ... ummm .. ewwww

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 December 2015
Hits: 3064

What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?

I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!

Not Quite Like Yeezys

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 December 2015
Hits: 3977

Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?

They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

They Never Grow Up...

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 December 2015
Hits: 2282

Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?

When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.

Creation Of Man

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 10 December 2015
Hits: 3408

Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

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Treat Her Right

The other day my wife asked me to talk to her like she was special.

So I said, "Gooooo ... maaaaake ... meeeee ... aaaaa ... cuuuuup ... offfff ... coffeeeee"

And that's when the fight started...

Never Give Up The Search

What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Cats Life

How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?

He's smoking a cigarette.

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