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Didn't See That One Coming
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
Here Kitty, Kitty
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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A lady goes to the doctor's office and tells the doctor that she can't get her husband to have sex with her anymore. So, the doctor gives her some pills and says to give her husband one each night in his dinner whenever she wants to have sex.
That night she gave him one and they had a decent night of sex. The next night she decided to try 4 pills and she had even better sex. Well the next night she tried 8 pills and the sex was wonderful. So the next night she decided to dump the whole bottle in his dinner.
The next day her son showed up at the doctor's office and and said, "Doctor, Doctor, what did you do to my Daddy? My mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my butt hurts, and my dad's going around the house saying here kitty, kitty, kitty!"
How Much Land Do You Own?
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Three Texans are sitting on a bench together. One named Smith, one named Johnson, and the other one named Goldberg. Smith begins to brag about how much land he has, "500 acres with 1000 head of cattle I call it 'Smith Acres'"
Johnson says, "Yeah, not bad, but I have 1000 acres and 2000 head of cattle, I call it 'Johnson Estates'". Both Smith and Johnson look over at Goldberg and say, "So, how much land do you have?"
Goldberg says, "Well, I only have 75 acres." "75 acres!?!" they reply, "that's all? What that's called?"
Goldberg responds, "Downtown Houston".
Maybe He Should Go To a Sperm Bank?
- Category: Dick Jokes
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How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
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