Every Frickin' Joke
Merry Christmas!
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter replied.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carol's".
Better Than A 5 Star Hotel!
- Category: Dick Jokes
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What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.
Name Game
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?
Ka Ching!
Weight Watchers
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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My wife's losing weight now thanks to a weight loss club. She goes near the fridge, I hit her with the club.
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