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No Tricks Here

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 16 August 2017
Hits: 2645

What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?

Who cares?

Same Facts, Different Conclusion

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 15 August 2017
Hits: 3231

Guy to his friend: "I’m getting married. I’m tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes & no clothes to wear."

Friend tells him: "I’m getting divorced for the same reasons."

Facts Of Life

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 14 August 2017
Hits: 3108

Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"

Mother: "The stork brings them."

Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"

A Duck Walks Into A Bar... Here We Go Again!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 13 August 2017
Hits: 2978

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?" The bartender says no, this is a bar not a grocery store." and sends him out.

The next day, the duck returns and again asks, "Got any grapes?" This time the bartender gets real mad and says. "I told you yesterday no grapes. And you're a duck. We don't even serve ducks here. You come in here and bother me one more time and I'll nail your fuckin' web feet to the floor." And with that he throws him out again.

The next day, the duck returns only this time he asks "Got any nails?" Confused, the bartender says "No."

"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"

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