More Reliable Than A Pulse

: Created: 28 July 2017; Hits: 1963

How do you know if your wife's dead?

You stick your dick in her mouth and she doesn't turn her head.

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The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.

After I'm Gone

I was talking to my wife about what might happen after I died. I told her: Promise me one thing... that 6 months after I die you'll marry Bernie." She said: "I thought you hated Bernie."

"I do"

And that's when the fight started...

What's On TV?

Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"

I told her "Dust!"

And that's when the fight started...