More Reliable Than A Pulse

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How do you know if your wife's dead?

You stick your dick in her mouth and she doesn't turn her head.

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.

I thought girls never fart, or poop!

My wife and I were talking about the differences between little boys and little girls. I asked her: "Why don't little girls fart like little boys do?"

She answered: "Because they don't get assholes until they're married."

And that's when the fight started...

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A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."

So he gave it to her.