How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?
It's not hard.
Lying in bed watching TV with the wife I kept switching back and forth between a fishing channel and a porn channel.
So my wife grabbed the remote and barked: "For Christ's sake, leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish."
And that's when the fight started...
My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
How's broccoli like anal sex?
If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.
