How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?
It's not hard.
How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?
She locks the doors on her pickup truck.
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
My wife and I were sitting at breakfast having bacon and eggs. I told her: Darling, you're just like bacon... you look, smell and taste fantastic!"
Thanks she said... before I added: "And your both killing me slowly."
And that's when the fight started...
