How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?
It's not hard.
My wife popped in while I was watching the game and asked: "Want some supper?"
Without looking up I replied: "What are my choices?" She fired back: "Yes and no!"
And that's when the fight started...
A guy visits his doctor. He walks in with a banana stuck in one ear, a carrot in the other and a french fry up his nose.
He says, "Doc, I feel terrible."
The doc says, "You're just not eating right."
I wish I had parents like Dora.
They let that little bitch go everywhere.
