How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?
It's not hard.
His date warned him: "My mama made me promise I'd say 'NO' to all your advances."
He says: "Sure, no problem. You wouldn't mind if I fucked you in the ass, would ya?"
Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"
He said, "Everybody."
A guy bends his wife over the kitchen table and fucks her in the ass. When he's finished he asks: "Did you like that?"
She tells him: "I'd have liked it a lot more if the kids were done eating."
