How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?
It's not hard.
I think I know the answer... but I'm gonna ask it anyway, Would you rather meet your girlfriend in the park or park your meat in your girlfriend? Just what I thought!
Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?
He said he could stop anytime.
Old Dick Johnson has some big plans for today, I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360.