How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?
It's not hard.
What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?
Snowballs.
What do you call a guy who expects to get laid on the second date?
Slow.
A blonde walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"
He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"
