Why is a woman like a car?
On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.
I quit my job at the helium gas factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
Why'd my wife cross the road?To get back to the shoe store we were in three fucking hours ago.
Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, & pray you don't multiply.
And if your partner is really good she'll have no problem finding the root!
