How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
You know what happens when you stop believing in Santa Claus?
You start getting clothes for Christmas.
Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.
Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?
If the dove is The Bird Of Love, what's The Bird of True Love?
The swallow.
