How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
Honeymoon morning after. Wife: "You're a lousy lover."
Husband: "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"
Jerk off with hand sanitizer... do you still wash your hands when you're done? (Just askin' for a friend)
1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.
