How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
(With thanks to the great Henny Youngman.)
A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.
For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
(Hope that one wasn't too bad!)
