Great Inventors In History

Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?

Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.

What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.

Keeps them from rolling out of bed.

Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be called hell.