Her Most Affectionate Name

: Created: 29 July 2017; Hits: 1735

I'm laying back after screwing my wife & she whispers: "Honey, I think I'll call you the bus?"

I asked why and she said, "Because you always stop before I get off!"

And that's when the fight started...

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