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The Race Is On

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 20 August 2017
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A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots & starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had." The bartender asks, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."

Correct Dosage

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 19 August 2017
Hits: 2693

Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?

They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.

Easy Solution

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 18 August 2017
Hits: 1775

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Get A Little Culture

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 17 August 2017
Hits: 1586

I took my wife to the art gallery. The 1st picture was a naked women with a small patch of leaves over her private parts. My wife didn't like it so she said: "Let's keep going."

When I didn't follow right away she turned and asked: "What are you waiting for?"

I told her: "Autumn."

And that's when the fight started...

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