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The Race Is On

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 20 August 2017
Hits: 2632

A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots & starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had." The bartender asks, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."

Correct Dosage

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 19 August 2017
Hits: 3792

Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?

They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.

Easy Solution

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 18 August 2017
Hits: 2862

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Get A Little Culture

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 17 August 2017
Hits: 2667

I took my wife to the art gallery. The 1st picture was a naked women with a small patch of leaves over her private parts. My wife didn't like it so she said: "Let's keep going."

When I didn't follow right away she turned and asked: "What are you waiting for?"

I told her: "Autumn."

And that's when the fight started...

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My wife and I love to work out. This morning at the gym we had a discussion. She asked me: "What do you think is the most active muscle in a woman?"

I told her: "My dick."

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I Hope His Prayers Are Answered

A man's been praying at The Wailing Wall in Jerusalem for 20 years. One day he's being interviewed. The reporter says, "You've been praying at The Wailing Wall for 20 years?" The man says, "Absolutely, 20 years. In the morning when I get up, I pray there should be peace in the world. In the afternoon I pray that misery and hunger should be eliminated. And at night I pray that the Israelis and the Palestinians should live together in harmony."

The reporter says, "Well, those are all very nice thoughts. Tell me, how does it feel?"

The man says, "It's like talking to a fucking wall."

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