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The Race Is On

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 20 August 2017
Hits: 2064

A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots & starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had." The bartender asks, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."

Correct Dosage

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 19 August 2017
Hits: 3222

Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?

They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.

Easy Solution

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 18 August 2017
Hits: 2291

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Get A Little Culture

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 17 August 2017
Hits: 2096

I took my wife to the art gallery. The 1st picture was a naked women with a small patch of leaves over her private parts. My wife didn't like it so she said: "Let's keep going."

When I didn't follow right away she turned and asked: "What are you waiting for?"

I told her: "Autumn."

And that's when the fight started...

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A Simple Request

Last night I smiled at my wife and asked: "Honey, will you do something with your mouth that all men love?" She smiled back coyly and said: "And what is that, darling?"

I said: "Close it!"

And that's when the fight started...

 

On The Parade Route

Two women are stuck on one side of the boulevard as a parade passes through... complete with floats, a marching band, and hot air balloons.

One gal asks the other: "What's this all about?" Her friend tells her: "It's the gay pride parade."

The first gal replies: "Yeah. Well I suck dick and take it up the ass. Where's my fuckin' parade?"

What's In That Tackle Box

"Every Sunday you go fishing, right?

Husband: "Yeah why?"

"The fish came by to tell you she's pregnant!"

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