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Been A Long Time

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 September 2016
Hits: 3072

I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...

sex.

Call The Coroner

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 13 September 2016
Hits: 2643

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

Not The Best Choice

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 September 2016
Hits: 2708

Why do men name their dicks?

They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.

No Aid Available To Fix This

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 September 2016
Hits: 2712

My wife is constantly complaining that I don't listen to her...

...or something like that.

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Naughty Or Nice

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live

I Can't Hear You

What do you call a deaf bully?

Anything you want.

The Parade Route Is Safe

Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?

So she won't shit on the street during the parade.

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