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Been A Long Time

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 September 2016
Hits: 2775

I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...

sex.

Call The Coroner

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 13 September 2016
Hits: 2350

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

Not The Best Choice

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 September 2016
Hits: 2473

Why do men name their dicks?

They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.

No Aid Available To Fix This

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 September 2016
Hits: 2412

My wife is constantly complaining that I don't listen to her...

...or something like that.

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What should you do if your clothes are on fire?

Don't put 'em on.

Never Too Old To Learn

Lying in bed watching TV with the wife I kept switching back and forth between a fishing channel and a porn channel.

So my wife grabbed the remote and barked: "For Christ's sake, leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish."

And that's when the fight started...

Going Down?

I think I got beat up pretty bad last night. I remember getting on the elevator at my office and running into this gorgeous secretary with big tits. I couldn't help staring at her while the elevator door closed, but didn't start up. She said: "Would you please press one?"

So I did. I don't remember much after that...

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