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Been A Long Time

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 September 2016
Hits: 3167

I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...

sex.

Call The Coroner

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 13 September 2016
Hits: 2736

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

Not The Best Choice

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 September 2016
Hits: 2776

Why do men name their dicks?

They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.

No Aid Available To Fix This

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 September 2016
Hits: 2832

My wife is constantly complaining that I don't listen to her...

...or something like that.

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Some Good Advice Girls

When would you want a man's company?

When he owns it.

No Place Like Home

A trucker who was on the road for two weeks stops at a whore house in Atlanta. He plops down $500 bucks and tells the madame: "I want your ugliest girl and a grilled cheese sandwich."

The madamce is astonished and says: "For that kind of money you can have any of my finest ladies and a 5-course dinner."

The trucker replies: "Listen darlin'... I'm not horny - I'm homesick!"

Your Kind Of Game?

What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?

Strip Poker.

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