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Been A Long Time

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 September 2016
Hits: 3133

I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...

sex.

Call The Coroner

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 13 September 2016
Hits: 2691

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

Not The Best Choice

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 September 2016
Hits: 2749

Why do men name their dicks?

They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.

No Aid Available To Fix This

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 September 2016
Hits: 2771

My wife is constantly complaining that I don't listen to her...

...or something like that.

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Get Back In The Kitchen!

My wife asked me to get her a watch for her birthday.

I told her, "What for...there's a clock on the stove!"

And that's when the fight started...

Biggest Turkey You Got

A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No. They're dead."

Now That's Cheap

What is the cheapest meat?

Deer balls, they're under a buck.

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