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Been A Long Time

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 September 2016
Hits: 3012

I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...

sex.

Call The Coroner

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 13 September 2016
Hits: 2590

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

Not The Best Choice

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 September 2016
Hits: 2663

Why do men name their dicks?

They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.

No Aid Available To Fix This

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 September 2016
Hits: 2642

My wife is constantly complaining that I don't listen to her...

...or something like that.

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That's Pretty Tight!

A priest gets a flat tire fixed.

As the car's coming down on the lift, the priest says to the mechanic, "Are the lug nuts tight?"

The mechanic says, "Tight as a nun's cunt."

The priest says, "You better give them another turn."

Always Right

My wife was fishing for a compliment. So she asked me: "So, do you think you married Miss Right."

I said: "Yeah, I just didn't know your first name was 'Always.'"

And that's when the fight started...

In The Confessional

"Forgive me, Father, I was fucking my wife and fantasized she was a nun."

"My son, sometimes when I fuck a nun I fantasize it's your wife."

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