How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him: "Anything you say can and will be held against you."
So he shouts back: "Tits"
A wife tells her husband: "I have good news & bad news." The husband says: "Just give me the good news."
The wife: "The paperboy isn't sterile."
What do you do in case of fallout?
Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
