How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out of the girl.
My wife asked me: "Why do you go out on the balcony every time I start to sing?"
I told her: "I don't want the neighbors to think I'm beating you."
And that's when the fight started...
What's the first thing a man would do if there were no women left on earth?
Invent a dishwasher that would suck his dick.
