How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
Two lawyers were leaving the office. "I can't wait to get home," says one. "As soon as I walk in the door I'm going to rip my wife's panties off."
"I know the feeling." his partner says.
"No, I'm serious," says the first guy. "They're killing me."
Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?
To warm up her husband's dinner.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
