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Every Frickin' Joke

For Biology or Sex Ed?

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A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.

Her mom said: "You should have asked me last night... it was on the tip of my tongue."

How It's Done Down South

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How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?

She locks the doors on her pickup truck.

Order in the Court

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What do you call a judge with no balls?

Justice Prick

In the Family

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The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.

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Not What You Think

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex... Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact family, she consulted the family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the mother told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.

The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother, saying, "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"

No Need To Call The Fire Department

When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?

When her moustache is on fire.

Always Know What To Say

What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

"Honey, I'm home."