Every Frickin' Joke

For Biology or Sex Ed?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 30 September 2016; Hits: 3441

A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.

Her mom said: "You should have asked me last night... it was on the tip of my tongue."

How It's Done Down South

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 29 September 2016; Hits: 3270

How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?

She locks the doors on her pickup truck.

Order in the Court

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 28 September 2016; Hits: 2795

What do you call a judge with no balls?

Justice Prick

In the Family

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 27 September 2016; Hits: 3132

The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.

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Take Your Medicine

A guy goes to the pharmacist and says: "Listen, these two girls are coming over this weekend, and they are hot, very hot. Would you have something to get me going all night? It's going to be a hell of a party." The pharmacist goes in the back room, comes back with an old dusty bottle and tells him: "This stuff is potent: drink only one ounce of it, and I guarantee that you will be doing the wild thing all night. Let me know how it goes."

The weekend goes by and on Monday morning the pharmacist finds the same guy waiting for him outside the store. The pharmacist asks: "What are you doing here so early? And how was your weekend?" The guy replies: "Quick, I need Ben-Gay for the pain." The pharmacist, knowing what the guy had been doing all weekend, says: "Are you crazy, you can't put Ben-Gay down there. The skin is way too sensitive." The guy says: "No, no, It's not for that, it's for my arm." The pharmacist asks": "What?? What happened?" Guy replies, "Well...I drank the whole bottle of your potion." The pharmacist: "Oh my god, and then what?"

"The girls never showed up!"

More Cushion For The Pushin'

How do you get a really fat girl into your bed?

Piece of cake.

Advice From Dick

Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!