Every Frickin' Joke
What Did Your Momma Give You?
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?
Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!
An Age Old Question
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?
Three Gals Having a Few Drinks
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Three gals were sitting at a bar throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. The first woman said: "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."
The second woman giggled and confessed: "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."
The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friends said: "Say, what do you call your husband?" She frowned and said: "The postman." "Why the postman?" her friends asked.
"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."
Safety in the Kitchen
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The fireman giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked: "Does anyone know what this is?"
Little Johnny's hand shot up and he said: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"
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