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What Did Your Momma Give You?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 26 September 2016
Hits: 3462

Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?

Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!

An Age Old Question

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 25 September 2016
Hits: 2860

Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?

Three Gals Having a Few Drinks

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 24 September 2016
Hits: 2796

Three gals were sitting at a bar throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. The first woman said: "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."

The second woman giggled and confessed: "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."

The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friends said: "Say, what do you call your husband?" She frowned and said: "The postman." "Why the postman?" her friends asked.

"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."

Safety in the Kitchen

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 23 September 2016
Hits: 2775

Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The fireman giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked: "Does anyone know what this is?"

Little Johnny's hand shot up and he said: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"

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I Prefer Natural Remedies

A guy gets a prescription from his doctor for Viagra with the instruction to take it one hour before sex.

He gets home, checks his watch and looking for a little action he pops a pill an hour before his wife is due home from work.

But just as he was expecting her, she phoned to say that she would be home late while she ran some errands.

In a panic, he phoned the doctor. "What should I do?" he asked. "I've taken the pill but the effects will wear off by the time my wife gets home."

"I see," said the doctor. "It is a shame to waste it. Do you have a maid?" "Yes." "Well, you could occupy yourself with her instead?"

"But I don't need Viagra with the maid."

Sperm Banks or Blood Banks?

A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!

That's Why They Name Hurricanes After Women

How is a woman like a hurricane?

When they come, they're loud and wet, and when they leave, they take your house and car.

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