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What Did Your Momma Give You?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 26 September 2016
Hits: 3462

Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?

Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!

An Age Old Question

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 25 September 2016
Hits: 2860

Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?

Three Gals Having a Few Drinks

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 24 September 2016
Hits: 2796

Three gals were sitting at a bar throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. The first woman said: "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."

The second woman giggled and confessed: "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."

The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friends said: "Say, what do you call your husband?" She frowned and said: "The postman." "Why the postman?" her friends asked.

"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."

Safety in the Kitchen

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 23 September 2016
Hits: 2775

Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The fireman giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked: "Does anyone know what this is?"

Little Johnny's hand shot up and he said: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"

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Doggie Style

A guy, seeing two dogs going at it on the lawn says to his buddy, "You and your wife ever do it like that?"

"Only once" says his friend. "And it took 5 drinks to get her out in the yard."

Making Love

A married couple thought they were way too interested in sex, so they decided to make love only in the months that had an "R" in them. This worked OK until they hit May, June, and July.

Finally, the husband came home from work onr night and asked his wife, "What month is it?" 

She looked up at him and smiled, "Aurgust,"

Paralysis Comes Easy

How do you paralyze a woman from the waist down?

Marry her.

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