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What Did Your Momma Give You?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 26 September 2016
Hits: 3195

Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?

Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!

An Age Old Question

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 25 September 2016
Hits: 2566

Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?

Three Gals Having a Few Drinks

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 24 September 2016
Hits: 2514

Three gals were sitting at a bar throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. The first woman said: "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."

The second woman giggled and confessed: "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."

The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friends said: "Say, what do you call your husband?" She frowned and said: "The postman." "Why the postman?" her friends asked.

"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."

Safety in the Kitchen

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 23 September 2016
Hits: 2466

Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The fireman giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked: "Does anyone know what this is?"

Little Johnny's hand shot up and he said: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"

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I Like Dad's Explanation Better

A kid comes home from school and tells his mom, "I've got a problem.at school. Little Johnny keeps using two words I don't understand - pussy and bitch".

Mom says "Oh, that's no big deal.  Pussy is a little cat like our Fluffy, and bitch is a female dog, like our Queenie."

He says thanks, but decides he better check with his dad. He heads to the workshop in the basement where he tells his dad, "Little Johnny at school is using words I don't know. I asked mom but I don't think she told me the real meaning."

Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to your mom with stuff like that. She just doesn't get it. What are the words?" The boy tells him. "Pussy and bitch."

Dad thinks for a minute and says "OK" let me show you. He pulls out an old Playboy magazine from the bottom drawer, grabs a marking pen and opens to the centerfold. Then he circles the pubic area, points and says, "Son, everything inside that circle is pussy."

"OK dad, so then what's a bitch?"

"That's everything outside the circle."

Dog Lifestyle

The Dog's Rule Of Life: If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.

Depends on How You Like It

What's the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

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