Been A Long Time

I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...

sex.

A brunette tells her blonde sister "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."

The blonde sister replies "I thought I was the slut! How many is a Brazilian?"

When's the best time to put out the cat?

When it's on fire.

What do you call a 14-year old girl from W. Virginia who can run faster than her 4 older brothers?

A virgin.