Been A Long Time

I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...

sex.

Why do women wear black underwear?

They're in mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.

Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin...
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and tonic.

Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"

What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?

A lawyer who won't fuck you.