Every Frickin' Joke
This is No Bull
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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A guy and his wife are out for a drive in the country. They pass a field where they see a bull mount six cows in a row, one after the other. The wife remarks: "Too bad you can't perform like that."
The husband replies: "I could... if I get to change cows every time!"
And that's when the fight started...
Add That To The List
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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A cop pulls a guy over. He tells him: "You've got expired plates, your inspection is overdue, you're not wearing a seatbelt and you've got an open can of beer in your hand!"
The guy says: "I'll see you tomorrow then." The cop shoots back: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
The guy snaps: "Hang on a minute pal, I'm on the phone here."
Relationship Expert
- Category: Dick Jokes
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What's a platonic relationship?
That's a friendship between a girl and a guy who wants to fuck her.
Lesson Soon Learned
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Cop pulls a guy over at 3am: "Where you going at this hour?"
Guy says: "To a lecture on alcohol abuse, its effect on the human body. And the dangers of smoking & staying out late."
"Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
"My wife."
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