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This is No Bull

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 04 October 2016
Hits: 3196

A guy and his wife are out for a drive in the country. They pass a field where they see a bull mount six cows in a row, one after the other. The wife remarks: "Too bad you can't perform like that."

The husband replies: "I could... if I get to change cows every time!"

And that's when the fight started...

Add That To The List

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 03 October 2016
Hits: 3268

A cop pulls a guy over. He tells him: "You've got expired plates, your inspection is overdue, you're not wearing a seatbelt and you've got an open can of beer in your hand!"

The guy says: "I'll see you tomorrow then." The cop shoots back: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

The guy snaps: "Hang on a minute pal, I'm on the phone here."

Relationship Expert

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 02 October 2016
Hits: 3023

What's a platonic relationship?

That's a friendship between a girl and a guy who wants to fuck her. 

Lesson Soon Learned

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 01 October 2016
Hits: 2943

Cop pulls a guy over at 3am: "Where you going at this hour?"

Guy says: "To a lecture on alcohol abuse, its effect on the human body. And the dangers of smoking & staying out late."

"Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

"My wife."

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A 100-year-old man enters a Catholic confessional and admits "Father, last night I had sex with a couple of 18-year-old girls and it lasted for hours."

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The father, confused, asks "Why are you telling me this?"

"I'm telling everyone!"

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