Every Frickin' Joke
Mystery Shopper
- Category: Dick Jokes
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A woman asks the pharmacist if he carries extra-large condoms. The pharmacist replies, "Yes, would you like to buy some?"
The woman says, "No, but do you mind if I stand here and wait for the next guy that buys a box?"
Who Was Your Kid Named After
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 2982
We named our daughter after my wife's mother.
Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.
Make A Wish
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 2652
Little Johnny's parents got divorced. One night Little Johnny walked past his mother's bedroom, the door was open, and he sees his mother lying on her back playing with herself, saying "I need a man... I need a man..."
A few nights later he walks past her bedroom again, the door's open, and he sees his mother with a man on top of her.
Little Johnny runs to his room, jumps on his bed, pulls down his pants and starts playing with himself, saying, "I need a bike... I need a bike... "
I'd Like To Point This Out
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
- Hits: 2205
My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger around the house.
So I did - the middle one.
And that's when the fight started...
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