Not The Best Choice

Why do men name their dicks?

They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.

A blonde goes to the gynecologist, and he examines her.

He says, "You have acute vaginitis."

She says, "Thank you..."

Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentine's Day.

Hope the bitch knows how to play snooker.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.