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Not The Best Choice

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Why do men name their dicks?

They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.

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Question About A Blonde

Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?

Her boyfriend was also blonde.

Nude In Front Of The Mirror

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She wasn't happy with what she saw, so she said: "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

I told her: "Your eyesight's damn near perfect!"

And that's when the fight started...

The Harder They Suck...

What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.