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Not The Best Choice

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Why do men name their dicks?

They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.

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Add That To The List

A cop pulls a guy over. He tells him: "You've got expired plates, your inspection is overdue, you're not wearing a seatbelt and you've got an open can of beer in your hand!"

The guy says: "I'll see you tomorrow then." The cop shoots back: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

The guy snaps: "Hang on a minute pal, I'm on the phone here."

She Met Her Prince Charming

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

Gagged!

Not Even GPS Will Help

A drunk walking home one night staggers into a tree. He backs up, takes a step, and runs into the tree again.

Two more times he bumps into the tree, then curses: "Great. I shoulda been home 2 hours ago, and here I am lost in the damn forest."