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Easy To Get Lost

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 06 September 2016
Hits: 2908

A drunk's walking along and smacks right into a tree. He backs up a few steps and then walks into the tree again. And then he does it again!

Finally he mumbles to himself, "This is great. I was supposed to be home hours ago, and here I am, lost in the fuckin' forest."

So That's How It Happened

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 05 September 2016
Hits: 2200

I told my wife: You know the trouble with most women? They get all excited over nothing!"

She said: "Yeah, I know what you mean, I married him."

And that's when the fight started...

Honey, It's For You

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 September 2016
Hits: 2643

The phone rings and Mrs. Johnson answers. A voice breathing heavily on the other end says, "I bet you have a tight asshole with no hair."

She replies, "Yeah, he's watching TV. Who should I say is calling?"

Hate To Cop An Attitude, But...

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 03 September 2016
Hits: 3022

I quit my job at the helium gas factory.

I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

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Please, Tell Me What You Really Think

A woman is checking out in the grocery line. She places one apple, a small ready-made salad, a frozen dinner, and a pint of ice cream on the conveyor.

The guy ringing everything up smiles at her and says: "I'll bet your single." The woman looks back and asks: "How did you know, by my choice of food?."

The guy replies: "No, 'cause you're ugly."

I'm Too Old For This

How do you know when you are getting old?

When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Naughty Or Nice

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live

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