Every Frickin' Joke
Easy To Get Lost
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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A drunk's walking along and smacks right into a tree. He backs up a few steps and then walks into the tree again. And then he does it again!
Finally he mumbles to himself, "This is great. I was supposed to be home hours ago, and here I am, lost in the fuckin' forest."
So That's How It Happened
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
- Hits: 2137
I told my wife: You know the trouble with most women? They get all excited over nothing!"
She said: "Yeah, I know what you mean, I married him."
And that's when the fight started...
Honey, It's For You
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 2591
The phone rings and Mrs. Johnson answers. A voice breathing heavily on the other end says, "I bet you have a tight asshole with no hair."
She replies, "Yeah, he's watching TV. Who should I say is calling?"
Hate To Cop An Attitude, But...
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 2959
I quit my job at the helium gas factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
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