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Easy To Get Lost

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 06 September 2016
Hits: 2908

A drunk's walking along and smacks right into a tree. He backs up a few steps and then walks into the tree again. And then he does it again!

Finally he mumbles to himself, "This is great. I was supposed to be home hours ago, and here I am, lost in the fuckin' forest."

So That's How It Happened

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 05 September 2016
Hits: 2200

I told my wife: You know the trouble with most women? They get all excited over nothing!"

She said: "Yeah, I know what you mean, I married him."

And that's when the fight started...

Honey, It's For You

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 September 2016
Hits: 2643

The phone rings and Mrs. Johnson answers. A voice breathing heavily on the other end says, "I bet you have a tight asshole with no hair."

She replies, "Yeah, he's watching TV. Who should I say is calling?"

Hate To Cop An Attitude, But...

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 03 September 2016
Hits: 3022

I quit my job at the helium gas factory.

I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

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Go For The Gold!

I told my wife, "Honey, I bought some Olympic condoms today. I think I'll wear Gold tonight."

She replied, "Why not wear Silver and not finish first for a change?"

And that's when the fight started...

Who's Your BFF?

One night my wife tried to get a rise out of me and make me jealous. She asked: "Honey, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"

I told her: "I'd say you're a lesbian!"

And that's when the fight started...

Best Friends Forever

Difference between a friend & a real friend?

A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.

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