My wife is constantly complaining that I don't listen to her...
...or something like that.
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
(With thanks to the great Henny Youngman.)
Why are crows so damn noisy when they fuck?
Caws!
My wife and I love to work out. This morning at the gym we had a discussion. She asked me: "What do you think is the most active muscle in a woman?"
I told her: "My dick."
And that's when the fight started...
