My wife is constantly complaining that I don't listen to her...
...or something like that.
Gal tells her friend, "I just read it's against the law to go topless in the New York subway."
Her friend says, "Thank God. It's bad enough when you catch your scarf in those doors."
What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
A woman.
What's a platonic relationship?
That's a friendship between a girl and a guy who wants to fuck her.
