My wife is constantly complaining that I don't listen to her...
...or something like that.
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is when you use a feather on her... kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
Guy vists a doctor and tells him: Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass Of Home.'" The doctor says, "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." The patient asks: "Is that common?"
The doctor says, "It's not unusual."
What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?
Your mother can't take a joke.
