When would you want a man's company?
When he owns it.
Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentine's Day.
Hope the bitch knows how to play snooker.
My dick's so big it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
I overheard my girlfriend on the phone say to her friend she wants to get engaged on Valentine's Day.
Hope she finds someone nice.