Some Good Advice Girls | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 03 March 2017; Hits: 880

When would you want a man's company?

When he owns it.

#jokes What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha? Your last blow job.

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Mother Pleads Not Guilty in Birthday Cake Beating of Boy

#WTF?! The cake went missing so they cuffed the 9-year old & beat him to death? Happy frickin' birthday. Now cuff and beat the parents! The mother of this poor boy, who was fatally beaten over what police say was simply a piece of missing birthday cake, has pleaded not guilty to murder and child abuse charges. Sad.