When would you want a man's company?
When he owns it.
A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns.
The guy says, "Fuck...it works."
Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!
My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.
I told her: "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."
And that's when the fight started...
