When would you want a man's company?
When he owns it.
What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?
One prick and it's all over.
Why does a dog lick himself?
He can't make a fist.
It was dad's turn to take his 10-year old daughter for a haircut... so he took her to his favorite barber.
While she was sitting in the chair with her lollipop the barber walked up and warned, "You're going to get hair on your lollipop."
The little girl nodded and said, "Uh, huh. And I'm gonna get tits, too."
