When would you want a man's company?
When he owns it.
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
