Every Frickin' Joke
After I'm Gone
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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I was talking to my wife about what might happen after I died. I told her: Promise me one thing... that 6 months after I die you'll marry Bernie." She said: "I thought you hated Bernie."
"I do"
And that's when the fight started...
Not For Instagram
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Why'd the guy text his wife a picture of his limp dick?
Wanted to let her know he was thinking about her.
It Was Easy
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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In college I wanted to join the debating team.
But somebody talked me out of it.
Professional Opinion
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Guy visits the doctor and tells him, "Doc, I've got a sex problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." The doctor tells him, "Bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do."
The next day, the guy comes back with his wife. The doctor tells her, "Please take off all of your clothes and lie down on the table." After she's lying there naked, the doctor walks around the table a few times, looking her up and down and all around.
Finally he pulls the guy aside and assures him, "You're fine. She don't give me a hard-on, either."
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