What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?
He's probably home watching football or something.
Sally: "Let's play house."
Little Johnny: "What do I do?"
Sally: "Communicate your feelings."
Johnny: "How do I do that?"
Sally: "Perfect. You can be the husband!"
The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.
