What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.
A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No. They're dead."
