What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
My wife kinda had second thoughts about the first sex video I had talked her into making, so she said she wanted it back.
I said, "OK, but you'll have to pay twenty bucks, just like everybody else."
And that's when the fight started...
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
