What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.
A plane is about to crash. A woman stands up and yells, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Who's going to be man enough to do it?"
A large man stands up and rips his shirt off, "Here! Iron this!"
How is a Jewish woman like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Her husband only gets to stuff her once a year.
