What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
The most common superstition in the world today? Belief in your hororscope. There's even a name for people who have that superstition.
They're called "single women."
What do you say to a women with small tits?
Nothing!
