Who's Thirsty? | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 06 May 2016; Hits: 1125

What do you call a virgin on a water bed?

A cherry float.

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Mount Kinabalu 'nudist' Eleanor Hawkins back in UK

#WTF?! A British woman jailed in Malaysia for taking her clothes off on a mountain has returned home. Or as Frank Zappa might advise: "Don't fuck with the mountain, don't fuck around!" In this case rather sacred mountain.