What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.
A hooker visits her doctor and asks him to put a hole in her hip.
The doc asks, "Why?"
The hooker tells him, "So I can do a little work on the side."
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.
