Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?
The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
How do you know who gives a good blow job?
Word of mouth.
My wife asked me to guess what she wanted for her birthday.
So I said: "Your face from 10 years ago?"
And that's when the fight started...