An Age Old Question

Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?

I thought I would kid my wife a little, so I said: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."

She shot back: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."

And that's when the fight started...

What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?

A gang bang.

Why can't a woman ever be satisfied?

Because no man has a dick made out of chocolate that shoots money.