Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?
If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?
A blowjob.
What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.
How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?
Trust me.