An Age Old Question

Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?

How do you know who gives a good blow job?

Word of mouth.

I told my buddy: "I got caught jerking off to a National Geographic magazine."

Asks: "Were you embarrassed?"

"No, but my dentist's receptionist was."

Guy bought his wife a new coat and a dildo. Figured if she didn't like the coat, she could go fuck herself.