An Age Old Question

Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?

How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?

He's still there.

What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?

They both have a description of the animal on the front of the cage. The Southern zoo includes a recipe.

How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?

Put up a "Bingo" sign.