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Porn doesn't bring tears at funeral for Cardiff father and son
#WTF?! An investigation is underway after pornography was shown on a TV at a funeral for a father and his baby son. And you wonder why they call dead bodies a stiff! Hey... just sayin'
Read more ...Fake Cop Pulls Over Real Cops, Gets Taken to Real Jail, Cops Say
#WTF?! A pretend cop who pulled over two real detectives, landed himself in actual jail. Really! This Florida man was given a valuable lesson in the importance of being yourself.
Read more ...Teenager Arrested For Taking Selfies During Sex With Dog
#WTF?! A woman admitted to taking selfies as she had sex with her pit bull at her grandmother’s house, police said. Here we go again... Another doggie style story with a million possibilities for jokes that tell themselves.
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