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: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 02 May 2016; Hits: 1315

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

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#jokes When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep. Not screaming like the other passengers in his…

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Mount Kinabalu 'nudist' Eleanor Hawkins back in UK

#WTF?! A British woman jailed in Malaysia for taking her clothes off on a mountain has returned home. Or as Frank Zappa might advise: "Don't fuck with the mountain, don't fuck around!" In this case rather sacred mountain.