#WTF?! Seems a man can find love, albeit fleetingly, with a chain link fence. So many holes, so little time... 'til the cops show up! Texan Eliodoro Estala is facing an indecent exposure charge after a neighbor reported witnessing the naked 32-year-old “having sex with a fence” that separates their Austin properties. Not a neighbor you'd want to borrow a cup of sugar from!

Mother Pleads Not Guilty in Birthday Cake Beating of Boy

#WTF?! The cake went missing so they cuffed the 9-year old & beat him to death? Happy frickin' birthday. Now cuff and beat the parents! The mother of this poor boy, who was fatally beaten over what police say was simply a piece of missing birthday cake, has pleaded not guilty to murder and child abuse charges. Sad.

Man Dies Under 6-Ton Pile of Porn Mags

#WTF?! Porn kills! At least it did a lonely Japanese man crushed under his 6-ton magazine collection. Joji, a 50-year old Japanese porn addict is now dead. Members of the cleaning staff had found his lifeless body under an enormous collection of dirty magazines. Apparently he REALLY took his dirty little secret to his grave... so to speak.