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I Know Her By Reputation

Category: Dick Jokes
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How do you know who gives a good blow job?

Word of mouth.

No Need To See The Shrink

Category: Just Plain Funny
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What happened to the depressed dyslexic?

He threw himself behind the bus.

A Simple Request

Category: And that's when the fight started...
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Last night I smiled at my wife and asked: "Honey, will you do something with your mouth that all men love?" She smiled back coyly and said: "And what is that, darling?"

I said: "Close it!"

And that's when the fight started...

 

It's Obvious When You Think About It

Category: Just Plain Funny
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What do you call a rabbit with no feet?

Unlucky.

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Don't Need A Pen

What's the job application at Hooters?

They just hand you a bra and say: "Here, fill this out."

Doggie Style

A guy, seeing two dogs going at it on the lawn says to his buddy, "You and your wife ever do it like that?"

"Only once" says his friend. "And it took 5 drinks to get her out in the yard."

Make A Wish

Little Johnny's parents got divorced. One night Little Johnny walked past his mother's bedroom, the door was open, and he sees his mother lying on her back playing with herself, saying "I need a man... I need a man..."

A few nights later he walks past her bedroom again, the door's open, and he sees his mother with a man on top of her.

Little Johnny runs to his room, jumps on his bed, pulls down his pants and starts playing with himself, saying, "I need a bike... I need a bike... "