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I Know Her By Reputation

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 October 2016
Hits: 2187

How do you know who gives a good blow job?

Word of mouth.

No Need To See The Shrink

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 October 2016
Hits: 2621

What happened to the depressed dyslexic?

He threw himself behind the bus.

A Simple Request

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 10 October 2016
Hits: 2319

Last night I smiled at my wife and asked: "Honey, will you do something with your mouth that all men love?" She smiled back coyly and said: "And what is that, darling?"

I said: "Close it!"

And that's when the fight started...

 

It's Obvious When You Think About It

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 09 October 2016
Hits: 2461

What do you call a rabbit with no feet?

Unlucky.

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Just Beat It

What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

No Pain? Game On!

Husband says to his wife, "Here's 2 aspirin & a glass of water for your headache."

"I don't have a headache." His wife tells him

"Good. Now strip. We're fucking."

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How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

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