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I Know Her By Reputation

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 October 2016
Hits: 2494

How do you know who gives a good blow job?

Word of mouth.

No Need To See The Shrink

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 October 2016
Hits: 2923

What happened to the depressed dyslexic?

He threw himself behind the bus.

A Simple Request

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 10 October 2016
Hits: 2616

Last night I smiled at my wife and asked: "Honey, will you do something with your mouth that all men love?" She smiled back coyly and said: "And what is that, darling?"

I said: "Close it!"

And that's when the fight started...

 

It's Obvious When You Think About It

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 09 October 2016
Hits: 2810

What do you call a rabbit with no feet?

Unlucky.

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Flowers For Valentines Day

My wife called me on Valentines Day and said, "Three of the girls here in the office have just received some flowers for Valentine's Day. They are absolutely gorgeous."

I said, "That's probably why they received flowers."

And that's when the fight started...

A Bum and A Rich Broad

A bum walks up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and says: "I haven't eaten anything in four days!"

She looks back at him and says: "God I wish I had your will power."

Make Sure It's Tight

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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