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I Know Her By Reputation

Category: Dick Jokes
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How do you know who gives a good blow job?

Word of mouth.

No Need To See The Shrink

Category: Just Plain Funny
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What happened to the depressed dyslexic?

He threw himself behind the bus.

A Simple Request

Category: And that's when the fight started...
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Last night I smiled at my wife and asked: "Honey, will you do something with your mouth that all men love?" She smiled back coyly and said: "And what is that, darling?"

I said: "Close it!"

And that's when the fight started...

 

It's Obvious When You Think About It

Category: Just Plain Funny
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What do you call a rabbit with no feet?

Unlucky.

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Can't Live Without It

Sex is just like air...

It's no big deal until you're not getting any.

The Bigger The Better

A guy gets a job as a salesman at a dildo store. First day a brunette walks in and asks: "How much for the black dildo?" He tells her: "$50 for the black one, $50 for the white one." She leaves without buying anything. Then a redhead walks in and asks him: "How much for the white dildo?" He replies" "$50 for the white one, $50 for the black one." She doesn't buy anything either.

Finally a blonde walks in and asks him" "How much for a dildo?" He answers: "$50 for a black one, $50 for a white one." Then she points and asks: "How much for the plaid one on the shelf behind you?" He says" "Oh that's a very special one, that's $250." She buys it.

At closing, the manager asks the guy: "So how much did you sell today?" The man tells him: "No dildos. But I did sell your old thermos for $250."

Can't We All Just Get Along?

Peace comes at a price. If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.