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I Know Her By Reputation

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 October 2016
Hits: 2440

How do you know who gives a good blow job?

Word of mouth.

No Need To See The Shrink

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 October 2016
Hits: 2875

What happened to the depressed dyslexic?

He threw himself behind the bus.

A Simple Request

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 10 October 2016
Hits: 2566

Last night I smiled at my wife and asked: "Honey, will you do something with your mouth that all men love?" She smiled back coyly and said: "And what is that, darling?"

I said: "Close it!"

And that's when the fight started...

 

It's Obvious When You Think About It

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 09 October 2016
Hits: 2757

What do you call a rabbit with no feet?

Unlucky.

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You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!

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A guy is at the funeral home viewing his wife's coffin with a sad look on his face. His friend walks up to comfort him and says: "Don't worry Harry, you'll meet another woman."

"I know," Harry replied, "but what am I going to do tonight?"

For Those Too Young To Remember

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"

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