What Did Your Momma Give You?

: Created: 26 September 2016; Hits: 2984

Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?

Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!

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Sometimes You Need A Break In The Action

Two Syrian hookers were talking about their problems. One said: "With the Russians jumping into this war we've got soldiers lined up around the block. I need a break!"

Her girlfriend agreed: "Yeah... I think we need to declare a no fly zone."

Gay Sperm ... ummm .. ewwww

What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?

I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!

Messing Up A Good Thing

Do you know what 6.9 is?

A good thing screwed up by a period.