What Did Your Momma Give You?

Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?

Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?

They're too bitter.

A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.

She came home with a red snapper.

Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"

Mother: "The stork brings them."

Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"