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Ohio Man Tried To Have Sex With A Red Van
#WTF?! Just when you think you have seen it all, a guy allegedly tries to fornicate with a red van. One Tuesday evening, cops in Dayton, Ohio received a 911 call about a man "pulling his pants down and swinging on a stop sign," according to a Dayton Police Department report. Nothing like a big swingin' dick to make a cop's night!
Read more ...Man arrested for snatching mobile phone, sending his own nude photo
#WTF?! Homeless man grabs a woman's phone, takes nude selfie, then sends the pic to all her contacts! A 28-year-old man has been arrested for snatching a mobile phone from a woman and then taking his own nude photo and then sending it to her LINE app's contacts.
Read more ...After Begging on All Fours Like a Dog, Man Arrested for Looking Up Skirts
#WTF?! Pretending to beg on all fours like a dog and then looking up the skirts of women walking by is the bizarre behavior that Nashville police report got a man arrested. This all took place outside a bar, so let's add drunk to the story and now it all makes sense.
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