Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?
Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!
Two Syrian hookers were talking about their problems. One said: "With the Russians jumping into this war we've got soldiers lined up around the block. I need a break!"
Her girlfriend agreed: "Yeah... I think we need to declare a no fly zone."
What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!
Do you know what 6.9 is?
A good thing screwed up by a period.