Every Frickin' Joke
Bon Voyage
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 3243
Johnson is standing on the train platform when the guy next to him waves and yells" "Goodbye! Your wife's a great fuck!"
Johnson is shocked and asks the guy: "Who were you yelling to?" The guy tells Johsnon: "That's my brother." "Wow" Johnson tells him, "That's incedibly insensitive!"
The guy says: "Actually I'm very sensitive. My brother's wife is a lousy fuck. I didn't want to hurt his feelings."
All Roads Lead to the Bar
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 2170
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”.
They're All Doin' It
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 2749
Two rednecks are out fishing. The first one asks: "If I go to your house and fuck your wife and get her pregnant and she has a kid, would that make us kinfolk?"
The friend says: "Nope. That'd make us about even."
Three for Three
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 2538
Three blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would've seen it...
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