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Bon Voyage

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 08 October 2016
Hits: 3498

Johnson is standing on the train platform when the guy next to him waves and yells" "Goodbye! Your wife's a great fuck!"

Johnson is shocked and asks the guy: "Who were you yelling to?" The guy tells Johsnon: "That's my brother." "Wow" Johnson tells him, "That's incedibly insensitive!"

The guy says: "Actually I'm very sensitive. My brother's wife is a lousy fuck. I didn't want to hurt his feelings."

All Roads Lead to the Bar

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 07 October 2016
Hits: 2380

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”.

They're All Doin' It

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 06 October 2016
Hits: 2983

Two rednecks are out fishing. The first one asks: "If I go to your house and fuck your wife and get her pregnant and she has a kid, would that make us kinfolk?"

The friend says: "Nope. That'd make us about even."

Three for Three

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 05 October 2016
Hits: 2763

Three blondes walk into a building.

You'd think one of them would've seen it...

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