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Best Chance For A Full Recovery

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 01 September 2017
Hits: 3063

Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.

No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.

In Any Language

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 31 August 2017
Hits: 2858

What do the aborigine call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

Don't Do That Again

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 30 August 2017
Hits: 3006

Johnson finds wife in bed with a friend, shoots him.

"Keep behaving like that you'll lose all your friends." she snaps at him.

And that's when the fight started...

There's A Card For Everything

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 29 August 2017
Hits: 2828

Hallmark Card fail:

"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. Looked underneath and noticed your cat."

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Depends On Where You Are

I told my buddy: "I got caught jerking off to a National Geographic magazine."

Asks: "Were you embarrassed?"

"No, but my dentist's receptionist was."

A Kosher Turkey

How is a Jewish woman like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Her husband only gets to stuff her once a year.

Getting Off On My Floor?

Two stock brokers are checking out a new secretary.

The first one says, "She's got nothing going on upstairs."

The second one says, "That wouldn't be the floor I'd be getting off on."

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