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Best Chance For A Full Recovery

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 01 September 2017
Hits: 3086

Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.

No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.

In Any Language

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 31 August 2017
Hits: 2876

What do the aborigine call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

Don't Do That Again

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 30 August 2017
Hits: 3025

Johnson finds wife in bed with a friend, shoots him.

"Keep behaving like that you'll lose all your friends." she snaps at him.

And that's when the fight started...

There's A Card For Everything

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 29 August 2017
Hits: 2847

Hallmark Card fail:

"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. Looked underneath and noticed your cat."

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What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?

A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.

A Lot On The Side

How can you tell when your girlfriend's getting really fat?

You start asking your wife for sex.

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How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

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