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Best Chance For A Full Recovery

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 01 September 2017
Hits: 2983

Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.

No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.

In Any Language

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 31 August 2017
Hits: 2794

What do the aborigine call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

Don't Do That Again

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 30 August 2017
Hits: 2939

Johnson finds wife in bed with a friend, shoots him.

"Keep behaving like that you'll lose all your friends." she snaps at him.

And that's when the fight started...

There's A Card For Everything

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 29 August 2017
Hits: 2761

Hallmark Card fail:

"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. Looked underneath and noticed your cat."

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Two At Once

I bet my wife she couldn't piss me off and make me happy at the same time.

"No problem" was her reply, "Your dick is a lot bigger than your brother's."

And that's when the fight started...

Tough Times Call For One Thing...

My wife was concerned that we weren't managing the household well in tough financial times. So she asked me to take some action and plan for the future.

No problem I told her. I ran out and came home with 2 cases of beer instead of one.

And that's when the fight started...

A Real Blonde

Cop: "Are you a natural blonde?" Blonde: "Yeah."

Tosses his ticket book, starts pulling down his zipper

Blonde: "Oh, no, not another Breathalyzer test."

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