Every Frickin' Joke

Best Chance For A Full Recovery

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 01 September 2017; Hits: 2306

Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.

No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.

In Any Language

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 31 August 2017; Hits: 2180

What do the aborigine call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

Don't Do That Again

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 30 August 2017; Hits: 2291

Johnson finds wife in bed with a friend, shoots him.

"Keep behaving like that you'll lose all your friends." she snaps at him.

And that's when the fight started...

There's A Card For Everything

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 29 August 2017; Hits: 2104

Hallmark Card fail:

"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. Looked underneath and noticed your cat."

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Just For Decoration, That's It & That's All...

A daughter asks her mother, "How many different kinds of dicks are there?”

The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases in his life. In his 20s, his dick is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.”

“A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

Call The Coroner

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

How To Get Him In The Mood

For their 10th anniversary, a wife surprises her husband by wearing the lingerie she wore on their wedding night. She asks him what his exact thoughts were 10 years ago when he first saw her in the lingerie.

He tells her, "I wanted to suck your tits dry and fuck your brains out." "Well, what do you think today?" she asks,

He says, "Mission accomplished!"

And that's when the fight started...