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Not So Bon Vivant

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 September 2017
Hits: 2301

What do you call a guy who expects to get laid on the second date?

Slow.

Divide and Conquer

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 09 September 2017
Hits: 2378

1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.

Take the Plea

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 08 September 2017
Hits: 2056
Judge Calloway's court docket was too full.
 
So he knocked the sodomy charge down to "following too close."

Take A Walk On The Boardwalk

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 06 September 2017
Hits: 1804

My wife cheats when we play board games. Last night I'm playing Monopoly with the kids and she was in the garage bangin' the landscaper.

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Put Your Foot On The Brake

Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?

He said he could stop anytime.

The Parade Route Is Safe

Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?

So she won't shit on the street during the parade.

Start Slow

Guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking its balls. The guy looks at the bartender and says: "Man I whish I could do that!"

The bartender tells him: "Better try petting him first!"

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