Every Frickin' Joke
Divide and Conquer
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1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.
Take the Plea
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Judge Calloway's court docket was too full.
So he knocked the sodomy charge down to "following too close."
Take A Walk On The Boardwalk
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My wife cheats when we play board games. Last night I'm playing Monopoly with the kids and she was in the garage bangin' the landscaper.
Musings From George Burns
- Category: Dick Jokes
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1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.
