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Not So Bon Vivant

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 September 2017
Hits: 2749

What do you call a guy who expects to get laid on the second date?

Slow.

Divide and Conquer

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 09 September 2017
Hits: 2880

1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.

Take the Plea

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 08 September 2017
Hits: 2520
Judge Calloway's court docket was too full.
 
So he knocked the sodomy charge down to "following too close."

Take A Walk On The Boardwalk

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 06 September 2017
Hits: 2215

My wife cheats when we play board games. Last night I'm playing Monopoly with the kids and she was in the garage bangin' the landscaper.

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Her Most Affectionate Name

I'm laying back after screwing my wife & she whispers: "Honey, I think I'll call you the bus?"

I asked why and she said, "Because you always stop before I get off!"

And that's when the fight started...

The Smell Test

How do men sort out their laundry?

Filthy, and filthy but wearable.

That's One Way to Get Nothing Done

Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?

100 people who don't do dick.

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