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Category: Dick Jokes
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Judge Calloway's court docket was too full.
 
So he knocked the sodomy charge down to "following too close."

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My wife cheats when we play board games. Last night I'm playing Monopoly with the kids and she was in the garage bangin' the landscaper.

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1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.

Category: And that's when the fight started...
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My wife suggested we go to a marriage counselor to work on our relationship. I said sure. We get there and the therapist asks me to tell how I felt.

I said: "I knew right from the beginning our marriage wouldn't work. I'm an Aquarius and she's a cunt."

And that's when the fight started...