Every Frickin' Joke
Knew It Wouldn't Work
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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My wife suggested we go to a marriage counselor to work on our relationship. I said sure. We get there and the therapist asks me to tell how I felt.
I said: "I knew right from the beginning our marriage wouldn't work. I'm an Aquarius and she's a cunt."
And that's when the fight started...
Won't Be A Starving Artist Much Longer
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Gallery owner: "Guy came in bought all your paintings."
Artist: "Great."
"Not really, he was your doctor."
More Than One Way To Please
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."
The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"
Best Chance For A Full Recovery
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.
No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.
In Any Language
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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What do the aborigine call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.
Don't Do That Again
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Johnson finds wife in bed with a friend, shoots him.
"Keep behaving like that you'll lose all your friends." she snaps at him.
And that's when the fight started...
There's A Card For Everything
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Hallmark Card fail:
"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. Looked underneath and noticed your cat."
Soon Enough Young Man
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Little Johnny in the bathtub points at his dick: "Mommy, is my brain in there?"
"Not yet, sweetie."
