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Not So Bon Vivant

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 September 2017
Hits: 3464

What do you call a guy who expects to get laid on the second date?

Slow.

Divide and Conquer

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 09 September 2017
Hits: 3657

1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.

Take the Plea

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 08 September 2017
Hits: 3218
Judge Calloway's court docket was too full.
 
So he knocked the sodomy charge down to "following too close."

Take A Walk On The Boardwalk

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 06 September 2017
Hits: 2932

My wife cheats when we play board games. Last night I'm playing Monopoly with the kids and she was in the garage bangin' the landscaper.

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Guy walks into a bar carrying a pistol and shouts: "Which one of you assholes slept with my wife?"

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Many people have been asking who I'm voting for in the next election. My answer:

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I don't want to brag... but I have an incredible sex drive.

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