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Not So Bon Vivant

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 September 2017
Hits: 3315

What do you call a guy who expects to get laid on the second date?

Slow.

Divide and Conquer

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 09 September 2017
Hits: 3481

1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.

Take the Plea

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 08 September 2017
Hits: 3079
Judge Calloway's court docket was too full.
 
So he knocked the sodomy charge down to "following too close."

Take A Walk On The Boardwalk

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 06 September 2017
Hits: 2784

My wife cheats when we play board games. Last night I'm playing Monopoly with the kids and she was in the garage bangin' the landscaper.

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Nice Package

What's a pussy?

The box a dick comes in.

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Do What Mama Says

His date warned him: "My mama made me promise I'd say 'NO' to all your advances."

He says: "Sure, no problem. You wouldn't mind if I fucked you in the ass, would ya?"

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