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Musings From George Burns

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 05 September 2017
Hits: 2327

1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.

Knew It Wouldn't Work

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 04 September 2017
Hits: 2381

My wife suggested we go to a marriage counselor to work on our relationship. I said sure. We get there and the therapist asks me to tell how I felt.

I said: "I knew right from the beginning our marriage wouldn't work. I'm an Aquarius and she's a cunt."

And that's when the fight started...

Won't Be A Starving Artist Much Longer

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 03 September 2017
Hits: 2421

Gallery owner: "Guy came in bought all your paintings."

Artist: "Great."

"Not really, he was your doctor."

More Than One Way To Please

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 02 September 2017
Hits: 2795

The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."

The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"

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Slow down and use some lubricant.

Where Are You Going?

Why is sperm white and piss yellow?

So you know if you're cumming or going!

That Big?

I don't wanna brag, but my dick is so big, the head has only seen my balls in pictures. Get that ladies?

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