Every Frickin' Joke
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My wife suggested we go to a marriage counselor to work on our relationship. I said sure. We get there and the therapist asks me to tell how I felt.
I said: "I knew right from the beginning our marriage wouldn't work. I'm an Aquarius and she's a cunt."
And that's when the fight started...
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The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."
The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"