Every Frickin' Joke
Won't Be A Starving Artist Much Longer
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Gallery owner: "Guy came in bought all your paintings."
Artist: "Great."
"Not really, he was your doctor."
More Than One Way To Please
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."
The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"
Best Chance For A Full Recovery
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 1058
Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.
No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.
In Any Language
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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What do the aborigine call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.
