Every Frickin' Joke
The Doctor Has News For You!
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Guy goes to his doctor for a checkup. After, they sit down in a private office to discuss the results. The doc starts with: "I have good news and I have bad news."
The guy says: "Give me the bad news doc." The doctor replies: "You've got cancer!"
The guy is shocked, but quickly asks: "So what's the good news?"
The doctor looks him in the eye and tells him: "I'm fucking the receptionist."
A Winning Idea
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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I asked my wife what she'd do if I won the lottery. She told me she'd take half and leave me.
So I told her: "Great! I won 10 bucks on a scratch-off this morning. Here's your five, now get the fuck out."
And that's when the fight started...
Location, Location, Location
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Teenage daughter after a movie: "Had to change my seat 3 times."
Mom: "Did someone harass you?"
"Finally!"
Not So Bon Vivant
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 1481
What do you call a guy who expects to get laid on the second date?
Slow.
