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I Wanna Watch

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 05 December 2018
Hits: 6351

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

The Doctor Has News For You!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 September 2017
Hits: 1952

Guy goes to his doctor for a checkup. After, they sit down in a private office to discuss the results. The doc starts with: "I have good news and I have bad news."

The guy says: "Give me the bad news doc." The doctor replies: "You've got cancer!"

The guy is shocked, but quickly asks: "So what's the good news?"

The doctor looks him in the eye and tells him: "I'm fucking the receptionist."

A Winning Idea

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 12 September 2017
Hits: 2146

I asked my wife what she'd do if I won the lottery. She told me she'd take half and leave me.

So I told her: "Great! I won 10 bucks on a scratch-off this morning. Here's your five, now get the fuck out."

And that's when the fight started...

Location, Location, Location

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 September 2017
Hits: 2264

Teenage daughter after a movie: "Had to change my seat 3 times."

Mom: "Did someone harass you?"

"Finally!"

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One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking good year.

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You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.

Real National Pastime

Any man who thinks baseball is our national pastime never played doctor when he was a kid!

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