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Recipe For Success

Category: Dick Jokes
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4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.

2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.

First Door On The Left

Category: Just Plain Funny
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A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?"

The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, the toilet's right around the corner."

You Know You've Done It

Category: Dick Jokes
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Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.

Sign Of The Times

Category: Just Plain Funny
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2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.

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What's The Dress Code

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

It's not because you are color blind...

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip!

One Day in a Meadow

One day a horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow when the horse falls into a mudhole and begins sinking. He calls to the chicken to go get the farmer to pull him out. The chicken runs back to the farm but the farmer is nowhere to be seen. So thinking fast the chicken jumps in the farmer's Porsche and drives back to the mudhole. He ties a rope around the bumper then throws the other end to his friend, the horse. Driving the car forward he saves his friend from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again, only this time it's the chicken who falls into the mudhole. The chicken yells to the horse to go get the farmer for help. The horse says, "Wait a minute. I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretches himself over the width of the hole and says, "Grab my dick and hoist yourself up." And the chicken does excatly that and is able to pull himself to safety.

The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Porsche to pick up chicks!