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Recipe For Success

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 24 August 2017
Hits: 2404

4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.

2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.

First Door On The Left

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 23 August 2017
Hits: 2506

A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?"

The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, the toilet's right around the corner."

You Know You've Done It

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 22 August 2017
Hits: 2247

Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.

Sign Of The Times

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 21 August 2017
Hits: 2287

2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.

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Three's A Crowd

Bad things come in three's. Always in three's.

The other day I was screwing my girlfriend while her husband was on a business trip. First she said three words: "Is it in?"

Then she followed that with: "Are you done?"

And finally I heard the front door open and a man's voice shout out: "Honey, I'm home!"

Bachelor Lifestyle

What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?

Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.

Shoulda Used A Towel

My girlfriend caught me drying my dick with the hair dryer. She asked: "What are you doing?"

Apparently "Heating up your dinner." wasn't the right answer.

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