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Recipe For Success

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 24 August 2017
Hits: 2700

4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.

2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.

First Door On The Left

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 23 August 2017
Hits: 2815

A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?"

The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, the toilet's right around the corner."

You Know You've Done It

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 22 August 2017
Hits: 2555

Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.

Sign Of The Times

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 21 August 2017
Hits: 2610

2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.

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Advice For Prepared Citizens

If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove.

Your lawyer will thank you.

Do I Know You?

My wife asked me to guess what she wanted for her birthday.

So I said: "Your face from 10 years ago?"

And that's when the fight started...

Get In Line

Guy visits his doctor with a problem "Doc, I don't know what to do about my wife. Every night, she goes to Harry's Bar and picks up men. She's fucking everybody in town and it's driving me crazy. What should I do?"

The doctor says, "Take a deep breath, calm down, and then give me the directions to Harry's Bar."

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