Best Chance For A Full Recovery

Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.

No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.

Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?

There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning.

What do a grizzly bear and a limp dick have in common?

Don't fuck with them.

Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?

Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.