Best Chance For A Full Recovery | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 01 September 2017; Hits: 1592

Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.

No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.

#jokes What’s the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber.

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Chihuahua Drunk On Smirnoff Vodka Adds To His Owner's Criminal Woes

#WTF?! A drunk Chihuahua compounds its owner's criminal troubles. Talk about "hair of the dog that bit ya!" Thomas Bloedel, 44, was arrested Thursday after he was found to be drunk behind the wheel of his 2014 Subaru Outback. Bloedel slammed the SUV into a pole outside a suburban Pittsburgh home.