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Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.

No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.

What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?

Lucky!

Why does the bar association forbid lawyers & clients from having sex?

To prevent them from billing twice for essentially the same service.

What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.