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Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.

No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.

A man tells his wife "I want to take a picture of your boobs so I can remember them like this forever."

The wife replies "I want to take a picture of your dick so I can enlarge it."

And that's when the fight started...

Two old ladies are sitting on the park bench feeding the pigeons. Suddenly the first one says to her friend: "Did you just fart?"

Her friend answers: "Of course I did. You think I always smell like this?"

Why did the chicken fall into the well?

He didn't see that well.