What do the aborigine call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.
I came home last night with a half gallon of rocky road and asked my wife: "Want some ice cream?" So she responded: "How hard is it?" I told her with a wink: "As hard as my dick!"
She said: "Great, pour me some."
And that's when the fight started...
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.
A good start.
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
They don't have balls to scratch.
