What do the aborigine call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.
What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
The other guys waiting their turn!
Little Johnny asked his dad: "How much does it cost to get married?
His father replied: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it!"
Two stock brokers are checking out a new secretary.
The first one says, "She's got nothing going on upstairs."
The second one says, "That wouldn't be the floor I'd be getting off on."
