Hallmark Card fail:
"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. Looked underneath and noticed your cat."
Why don't Canadians attend orgies?
Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.
Baby seal walks into a bar.
Bartender says "What'll it be?"
Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."
What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!