Hallmark Card fail:
"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. Looked underneath and noticed your cat."
You don't have to vaccinate all your children.
Just the ones you want to keep.
My wife and I were talking about what turns men and women on. I asked her: "Why do you think men like big tits and a tight ass?"
She said: "In your case because you’ve got a big mouth and a small dick."
And that's when the fight started...
What do you say to a women with small tits?
Nothing!