Every Frickin' Joke
Never Too Old To Learn
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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Lying in bed watching TV with the wife I kept switching back and forth between a fishing channel and a porn channel.
So my wife grabbed the remote and barked: "For Christ's sake, leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish."
And that's when the fight started...
Not Like The Chicken
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Why'd my wife cross the road?
To get back to the shoe store we were in three fucking hours ago.
I Wanna Watch
- Category: Dick Jokes
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
The Doctor Has News For You!
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Guy goes to his doctor for a checkup. After, they sit down in a private office to discuss the results. The doc starts with: "I have good news and I have bad news."
The guy says: "Give me the bad news doc." The doctor replies: "You've got cancer!"
The guy is shocked, but quickly asks: "So what's the good news?"
The doctor looks him in the eye and tells him: "I'm fucking the receptionist."
