Every Frickin' Joke
Yeah... It Was Her Fault
- Category: Dick Jokes
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A woman's in labor. She's got her feet up in the stirrups, screaming in pain and cursing her husband.
He turns and says, "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass, but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.' "
Nutrition Is So Important
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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A guy visits his doctor. He walks in with a banana stuck in one ear, a carrot in the other and a french fry up his nose.
He says, "Doc, I feel terrible."
The doc says, "You're just not eating right."
Never Too Old To Learn
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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Lying in bed watching TV with the wife I kept switching back and forth between a fishing channel and a porn channel.
So my wife grabbed the remote and barked: "For Christ's sake, leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish."
And that's when the fight started...
Not Like The Chicken
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Why'd my wife cross the road?
To get back to the shoe store we were in three fucking hours ago.
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